The Phantom Holding Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Corley gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
89%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Corley, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.