The Late Scratch Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Corley gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
86%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Corley, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.