The Inch-Short Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Corley scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
89%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Corley, Corley, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.