The Hamstring Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Corley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Western Kentucky's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Corley's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.