The Shadow Coverage Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Corley runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
72%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Corley scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.