The Butter-Finger Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Rookie Fields gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Fields gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
- Fields does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
73%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Jets fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Fields, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.