The Snap Count Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Rookie Fields gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Fields gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Fields tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
73%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A used challenge flag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Fields's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.