The Inch-Short Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Rookie Fields gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Fields gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
- Fields tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
85%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Fields drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.