The Dropped Pass Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Fields gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Fields gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Rookie Fields gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
91%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
Fields scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.