The Hamstring Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Fields tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Ref: "Number Fields, that's a flag." Fields: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Rookie Fields gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
72%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Fields's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.