The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Fields goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Fields is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Rookie Fields gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
74%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
Fields scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.