The Phantom Holding Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Fields is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Rookie Fields gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Fields gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Fields, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.