The Hamstring Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Rookie Fields gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Fields is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Fields gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Fields, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.