The Dropped Pass Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Rookie Fields gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Fields will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Fields goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
75%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
Fields scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.