The Dropped Pass Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Rookie Fields gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Fields tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Fields finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
79%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Fields, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.