The Mystery Tweak Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Rookie Fields gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Fields gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
- Fields's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
73%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Fields's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.