The Phantom Flag Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Fields's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Fields's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Fields was due a breakout.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Fields's stadium. Only over Fields.
90%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Fields, Fields, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- George Pickens
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.