The Butter-Finger Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Fields runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Fields is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Fields is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
88%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Fields, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.