The Late Scratch Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Fields gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Fields's stadium. Only over Fields.
- Rookie Fields gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
90%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Fields, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.