The Late Scratch Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“Washington sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Washington runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
89%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Washington drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.