The Late Scratch Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“Washington gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia's biggest rival.
- Washington tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
89%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Washington, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.