The Hamstring Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“Washington does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Washington was due a breakout.
- Washington goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
72%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Washington's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.