The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“Washington gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Washington gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Washington's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.