The Dropped Pass Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“The broadcast shows Washington on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Washington gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
82%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Washington drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.