The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“Washington gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Washington gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Washington scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.