The Snap Count Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“Washington gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Washington scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
76%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Washington's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.