The Shadow Coverage Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“Washington scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Washington gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
74%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Washington drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.