The Dropped Pass Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“Washington gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Washington is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
81%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Washington's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.