The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“Washington's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Washington gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Washington, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.