The Butter-Finger Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“The QB looks at Washington exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Washington is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
89%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Washington's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.