The Dropped Pass Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“Washington is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Ref: "Number Washington, that's a flag." Washington: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Washington tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
82%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Washington, Washington, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.