The Phantom Holding Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“Washington will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia's biggest rival.
- Washington gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
73%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Washington drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.