The Inch-Short Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“Washington will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Washington goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
75%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Washington drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.