The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“Washington is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Washington gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
72%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Washington drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.