The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“Washington is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Washington is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
77%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Washington, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.