The Shadow Coverage Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“Washington gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Washington will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
92%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Washington's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.