The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“Washington runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Washington gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Washington's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.