The Mystery Tweak Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“Washington does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Ref: "Number Washington, that's a flag." Washington: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Washington is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
82%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Washington's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.