The Dropped Pass Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Washington's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia's biggest rival.
- Washington is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
87%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Washington scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.