The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“Washington tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Washington scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
76%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Washington's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.