The Mystery Tweak Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“Washington tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- A mysterious flag erases Washington's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Washington's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
73%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Washington's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.