The Dropped Pass Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“Washington tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Washington runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
85%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Washington, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.