The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“The QB looks at Washington exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Washington is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
87%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Washington's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.