The Late Scratch Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“Washington gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Washington finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
81%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Washington's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.