The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“Washington drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Washington's stadium. Only over Washington.
- Washington scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
74%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Washington, Washington, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.