The Late Scratch Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“Washington gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Washington gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
92%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Washington drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.