The Phantom Flag Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Lloyd tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- A mysterious flag erases Lloyd's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
80%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Lloyd, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.