The Mystery Tweak Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Lloyd will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Lloyd gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Lloyd, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.