The Snap Count Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Lloyd's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Lloyd's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
90%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Lloyd scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.