The Sunday Night Fade Hex of MarShawn Lloyd
MarShawn Lloyd · GB · RB
“Lloyd's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Lloyd's week
- Lloyd gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Lloyd tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
91%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Lloyd's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse MarShawn Lloyd in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If MarShawn Lloyd is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing MarShawn Lloyd actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.